Wednesday, October 18, 2006

Secret Squirrel

I'm sorry to have to report a major security breach.

An intruder managed to evade tight security and make it all the way into the grounds of the Finchley Love Palace.

I mean what if the little fucker had had a gun?

A full investigation is under way.

Meanwhile here are stills taken from the FLP close circuit surveillance camera network.












4 comments:

The latte days in North London said...

It looks stuffed! You sure it's real?

RG said...

"It looks stuffed" - it is now

The latte days in North London said...

Just saw a squirrel pass Ballards Lane wearing a virgin wool Agnes B beret-type-Harold Pinter-pretendy hat. Still had the price tag attached, though. Do you think it could be your hat or your resident squirrel - or both?

RG said...

nah, my squirrel would definitely have removed the price tag. it may be a squirrel but isn't a grob. my hat is still safely tucked up in its original wrapping in a box marked 'too good to wear'.