Friday, May 04, 2007

The Gormleys are coming

The Gormleys are coming.




Figures are appearing across the rooftops of central London.

They stand proud, but inert. Guardian angels, or sinister aliens?

The epicentre is the Heywood Gallery.







These are the Gormleys.

I confidently predict that they will become the craze of this early summer. Virtual Gormleys will spring up all over the internet, as people try to record the location of each Gormley, and to photograph each Gormley from each possible angle. Accidents will happen because Londoners are wandering around, dazed, their eyes fixed on the skyline.

On one level, the installation by Antony Gormley of tens, if not hundreds, of statues of himself naked is a grotesque act of egotism, the apotheosis of our “look at me” culture.

Someone has already tried to steel the Gormley on Waterloo Bridge.



We will all fall under the spell of the Gormleys. Gormley has the knack of producing bold, simple art which somehow captures the imagination of the great British public. They say the Angel of the North is Britain’s best loved piece of public art.

The Gormleys make the living statues of Gilbert and George seem dead. The Gormleys make you rediscover things you’ve stopped seeing – architecture, the skyline, the colours of the sky, the play of shadows on a wall.


They are our defense against the coming Terracotta Army



We will all learn to love the Gormleys.

The Gormleys are coming.


there are more gormleys over at my sister site, grebson:digitalis

Attempts on her Life

Attempts on her Life

I am back in the National, and we are back in the world of experimental theatre. We have a text, by Martin Crimp, which is divided into sections to be spoken by different (unspecified) actors, but thereafter everything is up for the director (here Katie Mitchell) and the Company to decide, such as who says what, and what the staging is to be.

And the staging is certainly all busy busy. Busy busy bees. Sometimes the whole cast recite lines in the theatrical equivalent of a first person plural narrator, sometimes smaller groups. Some of it is sung / played. For the most part, the performance is filmed and projected, with some manipulation. The effect is of a collection of pastiches, of cheesy pop videos, of news, of funny foreign daytime tv, of Newsnight Review. The trouble with this is that it’s all been done before, and much better, by programmes such as The Day Today, and the Fast Show, programmes which managed to combine biting satire with prophetic vision of the way consumerist / pop / contemporary life was / is going. Here it all seemed a bit lame, and despite all the busy busyness, rather dull. People all around me were stifling yawns, or taking sharp irritable intakes of nasally breath.

Further more, the staging removed any effectiveness in the text – lines were barked in a single, flat register, devoid of emotion or variation, reducing it (and the text itself does this at stages too) to just a list of random words.

The text itself seemed all a bit clever clever to me – as characters discussed the meaning of experimental art, all viewpoints were presented to try and head off and delegitimise any audience viewpoint – you think this is pretentious – well we’ve already admitted to that possibility and shown the counter-arguments so that’s your simplistic reaction undermined! What the text fails to recognise was the possibility that an audience might find it all, well, a bit tedious.

So what is it about? The difficulty of art, mostly, how elusive it is to try and portray a realistic psychology of a character, how any characterisation is necessarily artificial, unsatisfactory, simplistic, and dependent on artificial plot mechanics. In part because of the limitations of the tools of art, in part because an individual’s personality is a fragmentary, contradictory, ever changing entity.

The text’s solution is to produce fragmented discourses by multiple narrators – we may be seeing a dozen short dialogues about various women called Anne, or it may be a that these are aspects of the same person. The “Attempts” are those of the artist to capture the Annes, and also refers to several of the Annes attempts to commit suicide.

Fair enough, but I think you’ll find the The Wonderful World of Dissocia dealt with these matters in a much more satisfactory way. And I find myself keeping going back to what that play’s author, Anthony Neilson, said in the playtext (isn’t that a kind of bra?) about experimental theatre: “the danger is that work of this type can easily become impenetrable. I will never believe its right to send an audience out feeling confused and stupid. It’s a needless failure of communication…”
I also found myself thinking back to Alan Bennett’s “talking heads”, a master class in how a character can speak about one thing whilst revealing more and more about themselves, warts, contradictions and all.

Before the play, I went to see an exhibition of work by Philippe Parreno at the lovely Haunch of Venison gallery off Bond Street. Entitled “What do you believe your eyes or my words” the centrepiece was a video piece of an antique automaton writing out the title of the show. The doll’s hand shook, its eyes moved in macabre fashion. The sounds of the gears churning and clicking filled the space. I loved it, but mainly because of my interest in the sinister world of automata. Other pieces were a little flat: four flickering pencil drawings, each one tenth of a stop start animation piece – the drawings are changed each day, so it is very slow animation; a room filled with black helium balloons in the shape of speech bubbles; a picture of the artist giving a lecture to some penguins. The gallery blurb was interesting – “in a series of open-ended propositions, he challenges the viewer to interrogate all that is placed before them”. ‘Scuse me, I tend to interrogate all that is placed before me anyway, and much that is not. “The artist is sceptical of constructed narratives with their claim to authoritative experience, preferring to deliberately blur the line between reality and fiction, and to entertain a panoply of perspectives, each as unreliable as the next.” Really? Well Mr Perrano, there’s this play you might want to go see…



Parreno's balloons

Wednesday, May 02, 2007

GREBSON:DIGITALIS

RGGFTP IS DELIGHTED TO INVITE YOU TO THE OPENING OF ROBIN GREBSON'S BRAND NEW DIGITAL ART GALLERY.
DRESS CODE: BLAZERS / KIMONOS

Ronnie Burkett Theatre of Marionettes: 10 Days on Earth

This was a curate’s egg of a performance, albeit a polka dot curate’s egg which hatched before our eyes to reveal a little duck so cute as to make Orville look like the Elephant Man / Duck. This was the Ronnie Burkett Theatre of Marionettes and their latest performance, 10 Days on Earth. It was the story of a “simple” middle aged shoeshine man called Darrel who lives with his elderly mother in a creepy grand wood panelled mansion, and the 10 days he spends without realising that she has “gone to sleep in the ground”. It is intercut with the tale of Honeydog and Little Burp (the aforementioned duckling) which the Mother used to read to Darrel as a boy and which the grown Darrel is still obsessed with. Other characters include a foul mouthed tramp who thinks he is God and a ‘Salvation Army’ type lady. This was high camp gothic Americana lubricated with schmaltz.





Burkett towers over the wooden cabinet stage, not just reciting the lines, but living them; the puppets mirror his movements, or maybe he mirrors theirs; he animates by them sheer force of psychic will. In the cold light of day it is easy to quibble about the manipulative sentimentality of the plot, but what Burkett achieves, and this is the wholly grail of almost all art from the Romantic period onwards, is to allow the audience to rediscover the inner child, the wonder of discovery and amazement, to find oneself with one’s chin hanging down and tongue lolling out in delight. Burkett himself comes across like a man who has never forgotten what it was like to play with dolls as a boy; his manic dialogue threatens at times to drift out of control, or to get stuck going round the same roundabout for a while whilst his brain searches for the right exit. It is a bravura performance, intense, crazy, obsessive-compulsive, and at times astonishing. And any show which features a pigeon turning into a hot air balloon in a flash of magic is alright by me.



Sunday, April 29, 2007

Coriolanus

He he he – he said anus

By the way whatever did happen to Beavis and Butthead?

Anyway down to the matter at hand, which is, in the first instance, how to dress properly for the theatre. These people have the right idea (behind the lady with the fat arse):



He – in crisp shirt and smart blazer. She - in kimono, full obi sash, white ankle socks, and delicate slippers.

Obviously he could equally be sensible attired in kimono, sash etc.

Ah yes I was at the Barbican (along with many ladies of the Japanese diaspora, the majority of whom were splendidly turned out in extremely expensive designer clothing) for The Ninagawa Company’s production of Coriolanus. Three and a half hours of a Shakespeare play I am not familiar with, in Japanese, with (very fast) English surtitles (well strictly speaking side titles (note to self: must stop using so many brackets)). Bliss

As one would expect the stage was spectacular, dominated by monumental stone steps with a series of sliding screens at the top. Behind the shimmering metallic curtain lay…another curtain, which was mirrored, reflecting the audience back upon itself, and which would turn see-through depending on the lighting.


all the world's a stage - taken at half time
The play, set in Rome, was staged as a Samurai drama, which worked really well, not just because of the several battle scenes (which used most of the 40 plus cast with some great sword fighting action) but also because Coriolanus’ fatal flaw is his holding himself to an unrealistic idea of “nobility” (those Samurai were nothing if not beholden to codes of conduct).

In many ways this was a straight telling of the story; the costumes and stage-set worked with rather than re-wrote the original. Whether it was because I had to watch the play with one and a half eyes on the side titles, or, as I suspect, was much to do with the nature of the play, I couldn’t get that emotionally involved with the drama.

Coriolanus is a man who loves his mum, superbly played by Kayoko Shiraishi who stole the show in the climactic finale as she begs Coriolanus to desist from destroying Rome. Her acting was full of the precision and nuances of Noh theatre, with deliberate positioning of head, neck, hand and body.

Other highlights included a couple of excellent horses – initially so lifelike that I thought they were real, and the scene where Menenius, snubbed by Coriolanus, covers himself in his black cloak and slides down the stairs, as liquid as any of the spirits in Spirited Away.

All that was left was for the tumultuous final fight to the death, and a spectacular spray of blood as gory as any manga, and everyone toddled off to the tube happy.





Thursday, April 26, 2007

The jasmine plant



Of all the strange impulse purchases, a jasmine plant! They were ill equipped to wrap it in the shop – a brown paper bag and some wrapping looped over the top and stapled to the bag was the best that they could do.

I managed to get the seat on the bus by the gantry area for wheelchairs and luggage or for just packing more people in.

The heady scent of jasmine filled the lower deck.

My plant was in constant peril as people crushed in. At times I sat with one arm high around the plant, the other on the bar in front of my seat. A schoolboy with a packed rucksack swung around towards me, but my defensive position allowed me to swat him away.

An elderly woman with dyed red-brown hair scraped back into a pony tale kept looking around, nose in the air, sniffing. Then I overheard her asking someone where we were. I was disappointed that she was sniffing for traces of our location rather than for the origin of the sensual scent emanating from my plant. I was ready to discuss my plant with her.

Even the woman I was sat next to showed no interest in my plant. Every five minutes or so she would flick her ‘phone open and listen into it, waiting for a message than never came.

I watched a feathery collection of spores (dandelion?) float over my left shoulder from behind me and swim in the stale-breathy currents around near where I sat. My hands being occupied, I was helpless; all I could do was to try and blow the spores away. They caught a drift towards a woman standing by the door and settled on the dark blue of her coat. They soon took flight again, gliding back towards the plant, before changing their mind and coming to a rest on the other sleeve of the blue coat.

Back home, I picked away at the staples and peeled off the wrapping, before leaning over and bringing the plant out of the brown paper bag. I placed it in a sheltered spot and took a deep breath of its dizzying, intoxicating perfume, drawing the scented air down through my lungs, into my midriff, and then down into my feet, into the very earth beneath me.




Delicate Jasmine petals
On a crowded bus
My arm protects you

Thursday, April 19, 2007

The Wonderful World of Dissocia

Currently playing at the Royal Court, the Wonderful World of Dissocia really is a wonderful piece of theatre. It is a game of two halves. In the first, we see Lisa Jones (played by Christine Entwhisle) descend into psychosis, her inner mind made physical on stage, as she visits the land of Dissocia – it is a world of floor to ceiling carpet, a barrage of colour and noise and craziness – like Alice in Wonderland with sex and drugs says writer and director Anthony Neilson perhaps a little hopefully. The second part is very different, with Lisa drugged up and confined to hospital – the stage is shrunk in all directions, the colour scheme all white, the action slow, sketches of near nothingness, flickering in and out. This is as much a realisation of Lisa’s internal world as the first act. Particularly effective are the heightened sounds: of footsteps along the hospital corridor; of Lisa’s pills rattling in a little plastic cup. We learn that the psychogenic fugue state of the first act was the result of Lisa choosing not to take her medication. At the end, colour returns to the stage to leave us “in little doubt” (says the programme) that Lisa will return to Dissocia.

The bloke behind me found everything in the first act incredibly and irritatingly hilarious – he would laugh loudly and pompously for much longer than was necessary, often drowning out the actor’s next line. For me, the skill of the play was that for all the madcap fun of the first half, there was always a reminder of something perhaps sinister, certainly disturbing – it was all a bit too frenetic. Conversely, many in the audience grew restless and fidgety in the second act, but I found there to be a quiet, formalistic, minimalist beauty to the staging.

Nielson’s play veers close to a number of potential pitfalls – that it might glamorise or patronise mental illness, or that it might revert to cliché and dogma in questioning the treatment of the mentally ill and the behaviour of others to them. These are skilfully negotiated, not by avoiding them but by allowing complexity into the play – for example there is warmth and humanity to the hospital scenes despite the dramatisation of Lisa’s sense-deadening medication.

The genius to this play was that it was sufficiently open to allow one to extrapolate its themes to the wider question of the modern malaise – mental fracturedness as metaphor for societal brokenness – the boredom of everyday life that causes so many to seek their own kingdoms of Dissocia in the form of binges of drink and drugs and sexual debauchery. It exposes and manipulates an audience weaned on trite mock-surrealist comedy that finds hilarity in meaningless random associations, where mad and crazy are terms of endearment, an audience in need of constant sensation and stimulation, that have lost the ability to sit quietly and to concentrate on quiet things, that have lost the ability to think.

Chernobyl: the amazing truth. Did a UFO save half of Europe from nuclear disaster?

"Chernobyl: the amazing truth. Did a UFO save half of Europe from nuclear disaster?"

So says an e mail from my friends the Inner Potential Centre in Fulham advertising a talk by Richard Lawrence on the 21st anniversary of the Chernobyl disaster,"which many believe would have been far worse were it not for direct intervention by a UFO. Incredible though it may sound, this fact is supported by information released by the Russian newspaper Pravda, which revealed that hundreds of people witnessed a UFO over the faulty reactor on the very day of the accident. Richard will be talking about why he believes extraterrestrial intelligences saved Europe from what could have been unprecedented devastation, focusing on the information revealed through his remarkable spiritual teacher Dr George King, who claimed contact with beings from other worlds for over forty years."

I can't remember who it was who said that when the media put things in the form of a question (the "not the nine o clock news" book famously did this with the strapline "Is the Shah Really Dead?" on its cover) the answer, 9 times out of 10, is no.

Tuesday, April 17, 2007

The Secret Public

I was too young, fat, Mancunian, Jewish and heterosexual to have gone to the legendary nightclub Taboo, and I certainly wouldn’t have gotten past the bitchy doormen in the M&S slacks which counted for leisurewear in my schooldays, but the interesting thing for me is that I should have wanted to go – this, I thought, was what grown up life should be about – decadent, creative, bohemian, full of strange and wonderful people doing strange and wonderful things, a world of clubbing and clothes, piercings and tattoos, women with bobs and men with boobs. It felt like something important was happening, and 20 years on it still feels like something important did happen.





Last Days of the British Underground 1978 – 1988, an exhibition at the ICA, features all the usual and welcome suspects – including Michael Clark, Derek Jarman, Trojan, Charles Atlas, Gilbert And George, Mark E Smith and the Fall, Bodymap et al – a filigree spider's web of an artistic community where ideas, media, bodily fluids and artistic endeavours were freely swapped. And towering over and above all others remains the great mass of flesh that was Leigh Bowery.



What was going on was as much about lifestyle as art, lifestyle as performance, performance as art, and consequently the exhibition does not so much show much art (there being in truth little such art to show) but rather recordings of the art that was made – for example a film of Leigh Bowery’s performances at the d’Offay Gallery in 1988, in which Bowery does what he would have done anyway on a night out on the old town, namely wear outrageous clothes and pose and preen, gestures turned into art by sheer force of personality and will.

In another room sit rows of tvs (televisions not transvestites) showing films made at the time, the highlight being Charles Atlas’s film of Michael Clark and Company – “Because We Must” - see http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lc2iY_SdAos&mode=related&search – a reminder of how exuberant and exciting Clark’s work was at this time, full of cheek and energy, sexy but strange, dark and sometimes menacing.

The exhibition programme suggests that this was the last group of artists to remain genuinely underground before the rise of the “consumer environment” and the “flattening of subcultural manifestations” but, albeit in an unintended way, these artists were the fathers of the modern condition – their concerns – fashion, lifestyle, style, individualism, narcism, live for the moment for tomorrow we die (which many did of course) – evolved into the concerns of the modern day consumer world – designer became brand became hundreds of people queuing round the block and fighting to get into Primark, men in skirts and make-up evolved into the billion pound men’s cosmetics industry, clubbing begat acid house begat mass uniformity of music and behaviour, decadence spread into the easy sex and drugs culture that exists in so much of Britain today (but sadly not Finchley). But one should not ignore the extraordinary conflagration of talent and originality that made this set of people so unique and this exhibition such an enjoyable trip down memory lane.

And it should not be forgotten that those who survived continue to make interesting work - Charles Atlas features regularly on this weblog, Michael Clark is in year 3 of his residency at the Barbican, and people are raving about the Fall’s current album.

Pictures of Taboo taken from http://www.geocities.com/bellkahn/menuleighbowery.html

Monday, April 16, 2007

CocoRosie

Adventures in CocoRosieland

Ahh and so it came to pass that the long awaited weekend finally arrived when the Casady sisters (Sierra and Bianca) would once again inveigle my mind body and spirit with readings from their latest dousing of the sacred feminine collective unconsciousness.

First a new album of kindertotenlieder, called The Adventures of Ghosthorse and Stillborn. Building on (Sierra’s spin off project) the Metallic Falcons’ Desert Donuts album (one of last year’s finest), The Adventures of… has a more open, outdoor texture, reflecting the psychogeography of its conception - a boat in the arctic circle, a farm in the south of France. The sound is less cluttered, and although there are some background colourings of animal noises and children’s toy instruments, they are used more sparingly than on previous albums. The dominating element is Sierra’s voice, which ranges from macabre operatics to pure tone angelic loveliness.

As Sierra says in Useless Magazine (because life is longer than you think) “I’ve used my voice to connect with the community around me to kind of feel out in which ways and with whom I’ve been connected in past lives and what is my karmic situation now.”

My karmic situation was in constant peril at the Shepherd’s Bush Empire for the sisters’ only UK appearance. The Bush was crowded, visibility was poor, but the sound was excellent. Fittingly the photos I took had a somewhat ghostly appearance, given that the sisters current talk is of “graveyard disco” and “Victorian hip-hop”. Sierra seemed to be summoning spirits direct from a Victorian table turning séance with Arthur Conan Doyle, whilst Bianca, in boyish military uniform with sexy slip underneath, teased the lust boys and girls at the front.



The highlights as always were “By your side”, the mystery happy dance-y song we now know to be called “Japan”, and the unbearably sexy cover of Kevin Lyttle’s Soca classic “Turn me on”. Every CocoRosie gig is different, and this one, in the spirit of the album, felt more acoustic, more classical, more spacious, more cerebral maybe and less purely emotional.



But whichever CocoRosie incarnate appear, it is always wonderful.



Much CocoRosie on youtube but there's a 6 part documentary starting at http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YjRZmpLs5EY&mode=related&search= and a lovely turn me on at http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=y2hoP9CllbI

Friday, April 13, 2007

Jeppe Hein

My trip to the Barbican was not a complete write-off as it gave me another chance to see Jeppe Hein’s installation in the Curve Gallery. It is a fascinating piece. Entering the gallery triggers the movement of a large white ball, which commences a journey of wonderment around the space. Lifted by a pulley mechanism, the ball rolls along an overhead walkway which starts to twist and turn; at the far end of the gallery it rolls down a spiral path before its return journey. The return leg is where the magic happens – at one point the ball rolls along a see saw, which drops to stop the ball, before gravity takes over; elsewhere speed and vicious spin are injected so that the ball stops and rolls back up the ramp until gravity again takes over. The ball ends up back in a queue at the start.

Whilst I wasn’t convinced that the slides at the Tate really were “art”, I am equally convinced that this is. It’s my blog and I can be as subjective as I like, and if you don’t like it I can always take my ball home with me. Why I think its art is because of the mental stimulation of the piece. Whilst I watched the progress of my ball, the following went through my head.

Construction / engineering – what a remarkable mechanism this is, as intricate and balanced as any sculpture, and beautiful to watch.

Narrative – the ball’s journey had tension, drama, a sense of time and place, well paced, with twists and turns to keep you interested.

Sound – there was the clanking of the pulleys, the whirring of the ball when the centrifugal forces were applied, the restful clicking as the ball came to a rest nestling against the previous ball.

Fascination – the experience grew rather than diminished with a second viewing.

Go see.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jJmXw0pnOmU

Francoise Berlanger – Penthesilea - Barbican

Hmmm.

This was a dreadful piece of experimental theatre; self indulgent and showing contempt for the audience.

As we enter the theatre, the stage is swathed in dry ice, and ominous processed electronic drones fill the air. With the audience still taking their seats and the houselights up, a naked woman with a bow (but no arrow) roams the stage, occasionally confronting the audience. The naked woman is Francoise Berlanger and this is essentially a one woman show, backed by the two laptop musicians, and some paintings above the stage by Berlanger’s brother Marcel.

At some point the lights dim, the naked woman dons a black tuxedo jacket and rather nice long frilly black dress, and does her best to make the text completely incomprehensible. Randomly, words are screeched, squealed or shouted, in an array of weird accents. She particularly enjoys saying the word “horse” over and over again. A large section is in the German of the Von Kleist text that the performance is based on. All the while the electronic drones try their hardest to drown out the words.

All of this was quite deliberate, as became clear in the after-show talk. Berlanger said she was more interested in exploring how the words sounded than what the text meant. The talk was chaired by Lyn Gardner, theatre critic for the Guardian. Yes said Lyn it was almost as if it didn’t matter if you couldn’t follow the text. Well it did matter, because there was noting else going on on stage to tell the story. Lyn purred how the production seemed to be an all out assault on the audience, which it was – all around me people were suffering from the dry ice, menacing drones, and Berlanger’s incomprehensible howling. Lyn seemed to think this was a good thing. But it wasn’t. It was neither interesting nor original, nor did it in any way relate to the content of the play, which from what I can make out revolved around love and loss and killing what you most hold dear (by eating them apparently, from what Berlanger said, not that there was any evidence of this on stage).

Penthesilea is part of the Spill festival of experimental theatre, live art and performance. It is organised by director Robert Pacitti, frustrated at the lack of opportunities to stage experimental theatre in the capital. Yes well that is a moot point. Look at some of the things I have been to of late – Faust, Platonov, Yabbok, Doo Cot – all experimental, all good.

Lets compare with some of the other events at Spill (quotes being from the Spill brochure): Eve Bonneau “uses the body as live matter in constant transformation…with its flux/reflux of interior rhythms” – meaning she crawls about naked on the floor illuminating her body with a single lightbulb; Hancock and Kelly’s Tattoo during which Traci Kelly continues “to have the length of her back tattooed in a pattern drawn from the wallpaper of [collaborator] Richard Hancock’s childhood home”; Untitled (Syncope) where Kira O’Reilly “employs…biomedical and biotechnical practices to consider the body as material, site and metaphor in which narrative threads of the personal, sexual, social and political knot and unknot in shifting permutations” meaning she cuts herself on stage with a scalpel.

One word sums this up for me. Why. Why do it? Why go and watch it? And look at what is really going on. In these types of shows it is always women, never men, who find themselves parading naked and self harming – this is little more than cerebral lapdancing for students of Gender or Queer Studies.

That’s why you can’t get bookings Mr Pacitti, because these types of performance are not only terribly clichéd almost to the point of self-parody (and there is nothing contemporary or new about them even if the surface trappings of electronica or digital media are new) but because, when boiled down to it, they are not very good, and because to mask their not being very good, the performers go out of their way to alienate the audience. Contrast the wonder that was Faust (and every bit as experimental, by the way) which was all about the audience, bringing the audience into the show, with what Berlanger said about wanting to work in a very open space, so that it was very easy for the audience to leave if they wanted to.

Remind me again what the emperor's new clothes looked like.


The Spill website is at http://www.spillfestival.com/ and their blog is http://www.spilloverspill.blogspot.com/

Tuesday, April 10, 2007

the red death is coming


http://www.thereddeathiscoming.com/

I can barely wait.

contrary to what they say - tickets are already on sale to those who are on the national theatre or punchdrunk mailing list.

got mine.

Friday, April 06, 2007

Do they know it's Pesach?


Ah yes, another Pesach is upon is, and not just an excuse for me to dig out the picture of that stick of horseraddish Mother Grebson got last year, but also a time when traditionally many sungs are sung, including adaptations of well know tunes from the host culture. So here is my humble pascal offering...




It's Pesachtime,

there's no need to be afraid

At Pesachtime,

we let in crackers and we banish bread

And in our world of plastic

cutlery and cloths

Throw your arms around the world

at Pesachtime


But say a brocha,

pray for the other ones

At Pesachtime it's hard,

Cos it aint much fun


There's a world of constipation,

and it's a world of dread and pain

Where the only movement flowing

has the bitter sting of chrain

And all you ever wonder

Is will I crap again?

Well tonight thank God because

He'll help you poo.


And there won't be bread in Golders Green this Pesachtime

The greatest gift they'll get this year is cheese (Oooh)

But how much bloody cheese

Is it possible to fress?

Do they know it's Pesachtime at all?


Here's to you raise a glass for Elijah

Here's to you with your painful itchy bum


Do they know it's Pesachtime at all?


Feed them Matzo

Feed them Matzo

Feed them Matzo

Let them know it's Pesachtime again


Feed them Matzo

Let them know it's Pesachtime again

[then segue into…]

We are the Jews

We are the Children…


Where Am I?


Of course I might have been psychogenetically transmogrified onto a David Lynch movie, or spent just too long wrestling with the devil in Faust, but I am in fact, at Selfridges, in their amusing little display to mark the opening of the V&A's Surrealism exhibition.

Faust Part II

Sometimes it pays to be just a little bit obsessive-compulsive. I rumbled that returns were appearing occasionally on the National Theatre website, and after much hitting of refresh I scored another trip to Hell.

The second part of Goethe’s Faust is very different to the first – would my second trip to Wapping be so different? Well, in some ways, yes, and it was remarkable how many different scenes, or angles, I kept discovering – even after close to 6 hours inside this world I was finding new rooms and characters – but what the second visit shared with the first was the same extraordinary intensity. After two visits in three days, I felt like something had snapped in my brain, and I’m still not entirely sure I’ve recovered.

Early on in visit number two I found myself in a small room, alone with a woman knitting fishing nets. I was used to being close to, and yet invisible to, the actors, but, very slowly, she turned her face towards me, and started to tell me about the little boy who went to the moon. I think at some point she locked the door. The little boy didn’t like the moon so he went to the sun. Without seeming to, by some psychology trickery, she choreographed me into the position where I was backing up against a little built-in bench, which she pushed me down onto, and pinned me down. When the little boy got to the sun he yearned to go back to the earth. She took my mask off, and was holding my face. But the little boy realised the earth was just an upturned plant-pot. The woman said that when she first saw me she thought I was that little boy. She must have felt through my clothes how hard my heart was beating. Disempowered by the removal of my mask I could just about muster the neurological signals necessary to shake my head. Speaking was out of the question. She pulled out a little wooden box and opened it. She kissed me my face, and rubbed lavender oil around my mouth. She gave me a sweet, and begged me to be careful, then took my hand and led me out of the room. I wanted to thank her but was still unable to speak.

At various points later in the evening, as Mephistopheles and his dark witches brought chaos and terror, I would catch the smell of lavender and remember her plea.

Whatever game plan I may have had for the evening was out of the window, and, freed from worrying about catching the main scenes (as I had seen them first time around around) I was able to go with the flow a lot more. Sometimes I was minded of the scene in The Truman Show when Truman is sailing his boat and crashes into the horizon coloured wall- I felt I was close to the edges of the world but could never quite break out.

I found myself shadowing Gretchen (Sarah Labigne) for part of the evening and found in her performance real emotional depth in her transformation from innocent playful girl to the heartbreaking scene in the pine forests where her brother dies, and she inflicts an abortion on herself by running repeatedly into a wall. Such is the suspension of disbelief that it actually entered my head that I wanted to, that I should, stop her. You don’t get that sitting rattling your bangles behind the “fourth wall”.

Other memorable sequences included a terrific scene in the cinema where Mephistopheles and a flame haired girl were dancing in between the seats and the people trying to watch a Touch of Evil on the screen – legs, popcorn, hair, everything was flying, before the couple burst through a door I hadn’t noticed before and I realised that I had seen the end of this scene from a different angle. Another lovely moment was when I was having a crafty sip of water on the stairs and one of the “witches” came by and gave me a sneaky, ambiguous smile. I followed her (as you do) into a wonderful scene in a dingy bar where she danced along the bar top before lip synching Lynch style to a fifties heartbreaker, on a little stage, her face starkly lit. All the while one of the male actors was crying in the corner. As I watched him, he transformed from one character into another – all he seemed to do was remove his wig, yet his whole physiognomy and posture changed.

Behind the bar was the devil’s parlour chamber, where the original wager over Faust’s soul was made – red velvet curtains, a stuffed fox, a locked safe, and on the table, like a children’s game, was a floor plan with little figurines for each of the major characters. Such amazing attention to detail.

Oh yeah, and I got chased out of the beauty parlour by an angry beautician but that’s a whole ‘nother story.

Anyway it's definitely finished now.

Would I have gone back again if I could have? You bet!

Wednesday, March 28, 2007

Faust

Or Mephistopheles is such a mouthful in Wapping.

I

Those nice people at AIR sent me en e card announcing the opening of their own room in Second Life. I’ve never played Second Life, but I understand it to be a virtual environment you roam around in, going into various rooms, interacting with people or objects if and as you wish. Well last night at Punchdrunk's performance of Faust I played it for real. In Wapping, of all places.

II

They say that the reason that the internet is addictive is because you have these periods of low activity (searching, downloading etc) followed by pulses of excitement as you find something interesting: it is this pulsing of excitement that triggers the parts of your brain associated with pleasure; these pulsing triggers is what makes it so addictive.

In Faust you find yourself alone in the dark, pushing open heavy fire doors not knowing whether you are to discover a black corridor, maybe lit by votive candles or statutes of the Virgin Mary, or a complex of rooms, recently occupied as you can tell from the exotic perfume in the air, the sheets on the bed messy, a record left playing. Behind a blood red curtain you may find a scene unfolding, bodies intertwining. The acrid scent of mothballs. Typewriters freshly fallen silent. Little pulses of discovery, pulses of excitement. Is this why I immediately want to go back? Why I log on at midnight. It finishes on Friday. All tickets sold.

III

Hell of course is other people. Although there is some amusement in watching other people’s strategies. Some stick limpet-like to a particular actor, like their daemon in Pullman’s terminology. Some actors have long strings of people shadowing them, echoing their movements; the actors choreograph their shadows with their movements.

We all wear grotesque white carnival masks. There is something about the mask, not just the way it affects what you see, limiting your peripheral vision, an effect exaggerated in the dark, but it also releases inhibitions, creates anonymity.

Some people stand right in the faces of the actors, almost goading them. Other search through drawers and cupboards, open books, investigate like private eyes or voyeurs.

There is a sense that the boundaries here are not as they would be in the real world or the world of the theatre. In a corridor one of us, the audience, is grabbed by one of them, the actors, or are they the agents of the devil, and pushed behind a clanking metal barrier, a hand tightens on their throat, their face is pushed against a wire fence.

I am alone in a room whilst a woman writhes on top of a man. He falls asleep. Drugged? She searches for his wallet. It is empty. She opens a drawer. She looks for something. A piece of paper. She puts the paper in the wallet with a kiss.

IV

The central image of Faust occurs in a tight corridor, actors lined up, crushed against the audience. Mephistopheles holds a bundle of flyers, which he rips up into small pieces, and sprinkles over us. The pieces are too small to discern what was written on them.

This is a play with a fractured narrative. You walk around the building, piecing together your own narrative, randomly, or according to whatever system you may choose to employ.

But this is a game. Playtime.

Any narrative there might have been has been torn up and scattered. The actors speak in whispers. Pieces of paper are passed around, notes scribbled, but in the dark they cannot be read. The text remains elusive. She puts a piece of paper in the wallets with a kiss.

V

Some people have described this as an installation, which in part it is. Misty forests of fir trees. Room stuffed with books and dolls. Is that wet straw on the floor over there? A scarecrow marks the path. I find myself alone in a maze of racks of filing cabinets, mostly empty, but there is a section filled with bundles of papers, indecipherable in the dark. I am inside a horror film looking out.

It also makes me think of Gilbert and George transforming themselves into living sculptures. This is three dimensional performance compared to the usual two dimensions of stage performance (or should that be four compared to three). You walk around the actors and the action.

A woman stands behind the counter of a diner chewing gum. I am in a three dimensional Edward Hopper painting. Another woman stands in the corner of her room muttering “I hate him I hate him” softly, over and over again. She whispers in the ear of the person next to me “you’ll come back for me wont you?” Whilst she whispers she is sticking a pin into a voodoo doll, pulling it out, sticking it in.

David Lynch described INLAND EMPIRE as being about a “woman in trouble”. This Faust, set in the 1950s, features a number of men and women, all of whom seem to be in some sort of trouble.

Scenes unfold in bars to heavy rock’n’roll soundtracks. Actors move either too slowly or too quickly. I am inside a David Lynch movie, walking around the set.

Mephistopheles serving behind a bar turning water into wine and whisky and vodka. Magic.

But more than anything else, this is a piece of dance. Choreographed across five floors, how the actors keep time and interweave is remarkable. Many of the actors have achieved a kind of aura around them, or maybe they are in an elevated meditative state. To stay in role, despite the swirling pressing tide of audience swishing around them. And the best scenes are dance pieces, the agents of the devil seemingly transporting themselves into demons or imps or sprites, running along and around the walls, swinging up into the rafters, sticking themselves vertically to walls. You can believe a man or a woman can fly. You can believe that a man or a woman may not be a man or woman at all. You can feel as though you are being granted a glimpse through the gates of hell.

VI

It has occurred to me that the point about my reviews is that, unlike say a professional critic, I am not trying to review the art itself, but rather my reaction to the art. Thus if a girl in the orchestra causes me to have a pleasant dream, that too must be recorded, as it is a direct reaction to the art.

They are, if you prefer, subjective reviews, rather than objective reviews.

And it strikes me that Faust is designed to be a subjective performance rather than an objective performance.

But then every person’s experience of art will always and necessarily be very different to anyone else’s, because it is filtered through that individual’s brain.

In a theatre, you sit there and let the art come to you. But here, you go to the art. And yet for me the best strategy was to wander randomly, which felt to me like letting the art come to me, just in a different way.

VII

At the start of the production we were given a flyer which we were told would help us piece things together as we looked back on the evening. It summarised a plot, in seven parts or scenes. Initially I was disappointed and confused. There were characters I couldn’t recall meeting, and the events described bore little resemblance to that which I had put together in my own mind. But then I realised that this was in some ways as much of a red herring as anything else, and best regarded as a summary of the elements of Goethe’s Faust which had inspired the performance, because the performance, being in the form of mime and dance and physical theatre and installation and atmosphere and audience, would and should remain forever elusive, imprinted illegibly on a piece of paper in a room too dark to read in.

Tuesday, March 27, 2007

Yabbok and Roll

Harold Bloom, the great New York literary and cultural theorist, is perhaps most famous for his theory that each generation of artists reject the values and systems of the previous generation (see http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Harold_Bloom). Like all such theories, it sometimes works, sometimes doesn’t, but has some truth in it.

However the theory is of some interest in the context of the current generation of so-called “New Jews”. Personally I hate labels as much as the next man (although I see that today the next man is sporting a black T shirt with "D&G" emblazoned in white) but the term "New Jew" is I suppose useful in identifying the current cultural phenomonenon of Jewish people openly flauting symbols of their Jewishness (see also http://jewschool.com/THE_NEW_JEW.pdf).

The New Jews are something of a contradictory bunch, for there are at least two distinct and very different groups operating under the New Jew banner (or should that be chuppah?): (1) the secular anti or post Zionists, for example groups such as Jewdas (if an anarchic collective can be said to be anything at all) and (2) newly confident religious and Zionist yoof, eg Matisyahu and his fans (see http://www.myspace.com/matisyahu). In between are a whole range of motley variations evidenced by eg the Hebrew Hammer film (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/The_Hebrew_Hammer) and the Bar Mitzvah Disco book (http://www.barmitzvahdisco.com/).

What is interesting is how these groups are often appropriating the same set of images – swaying black hatters, shofars, naff bar mitzvahs, "Moses is my Homeboy" and other slogan T shirts, the old East End, Klezmer etc. For example AISH (religious, zionist), Jewdas (see above) and Limmud (yeah everyone is welcome) all make a great deal of havdalah, the ceremony marking the end of the sabbath, extrapolating from the religious element of lighting a candle a more general activity of setting fire to things (leading to such peculiar behaviour as singing round bonfires, as Jewdas did a while back, very retro-zionist if you don't mind me saying, even of it was on bRightOn beach).

To the previous generation, outward visible signs of Jewish identity often provoke(d) mixed feelings - embarrassment, and fear being the two most common. The complexities of these emotions are beautifully set out in Philip Roth’s early short story, Eli, the Fanatic, written in 1959, in which a secular community is traumatised by the arrival of a black hatter in town.

Roth’s mature work, along with other great Jewish artists such as Arthur Miller, Steven Spielberg, Harold Pinter, could be said to represent the generation that this is now being rejected, in that their art, whilst clearly informed by the artist’s Jewish identity, avoids specifically engaging with Jewish themes or images. The generation coming through now hark back to the generation before that generation, a generation more directly connected to the old country – Isaac Bashevis Singer for example- there is a yearning to reimagine the world of dybbuks and golems.

However there is a problem with a lot of the New Jew-ish art, which is that after one has gotten over the amusement factor of the images, where and what is the content? A lot of it is just surface visuals, pop videos for an imaginary mash up that will inevitably feature some whining Klezmer along the way.

All of which brings me nicely round to “Yabbok” a new multimedia play performed at the LJCC last night, directed and I suspect largely created by Elliott Tucker, a film maker and painter often to be found to the side of the stage creating something or other at Jewdas’s events.

The highest compliment I can pay Yabbok is to review it according to the same standards as any of the other plays or events I have been to, even though this was not a professional production as such.

The play was largely based on a Nathan Englander short story about Charles, a New York WASP who in a moment of revelation in the back of a cab realises he is Jewish and goes on to swap his shrink for a new age Rabbi and to try and reconcile his new status with his very much still not Jewish wife. The story in many ways is symptomatic of, maybe even a metaphor for, the New Jew-ish aesthetic.

In Yabbok, the Englander story was fused with Genesis 32.25 et sec where Jacob wrestles with an unknown man, or more likely some sort of demon, who refuses to tell Jacob his name, and whom Jacob will only release once he has blessed him. There were also some scenes set in a mystical shop selling religious artefacts including a mask which seemed to link the other two stories.

Staged in an empty black space with a large screen at the back, the play moved between live action and Tucker’s specially and well made videos, some of which included the cast. The videos were frenetic torrents of images, including those referred to earlier, black hatters, bar mitzvahs et al, with an eerie, whirling electronic soundtrack. I suspect that Elliott Tucker knows his Lynch and was going for the kind of mind altering effects Lynch achieves by the combination of blurring images and psycho-acoustic soundscape.

The acting was not quite so impressive, often a little stilted and awkward, and being reduced to bare dialogue left the text a little flat.

Charles was played by Penny Pollak, although I am not sure whether this was because she was the best available actor, or because it was hoped that this would introduce an extra level of nuance to the play. Either way she did well, and, given that it was a difficult role to play, this was no mean feat. The onstage relationship with his/her wife, which is central to the Englander story, didn’t ring true for me, but nonetheless it was a memorably intense performance. Whether by accident or design, or a consequence of my own demented state of mind, the image of Penny / Charles in yarmulke and tzitzit (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Tzitzit) is one that that has burned itself into my brain in a surprisingly erotic fashion.

I also thought the Rabbi character was well played (although I see the chap playing him is leaving to become a rabbi!) and liked the rather odd shop keeper’s odd assistant.

The video projections, technically impressive though they were, you have to say, well what was the content? Were they anything more than just a series of over-familiar images of Jewish life? But on stage some new visual ideas emerged. I particularly liked the section where the Rabbi helps Charles to put on tefillin (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Tefillin), which involved binding him/her up in a long black length of fabric wrapped around his/her body, followed by Charles stepping into a giant black tefillin box. Humorous and ambiguous, this was probably the moment which came closest to capturing the mood of the Englander story. For me this went to the heart of the challenge facing New Jew-ish artists today, which is how to find something fresh and original to bring to those old familiar images.

On the whole, Yabbok was a curate's (or should that be Rabbi's ?) egg; a brave attempt to do something experimental and forward-looking, visually impressive and in its own way surprisingly powerful.

It's on again on Wednesday and I would urge my two and a half readers to get down the LJCC to support the production.

Sunday, March 25, 2007

Sore Bottom / Funny Bottom

Or a tale of two bottoms.

Saturday, and a theatrical double bill.

Doo Cot’s Fold Your Own at the Arts Depot, Finchley, followed by A Midsummer Night’s Dream at the Roundhouse. The former cost £8 and the latter £37.50. But which would have the more energy, freshness and vitality? Which would tell us more about our culture and Eastern culture and the interrelationship between the two? Which would be more spectacular? Which more satisfying? Which more fun?

Well you will have guessed that Doo Cot (http://www.doo-cot.com/) won hands down.

On entering the studio we were dressed in kimonos (replete with obi sash) and hotel slippers and ushered through what I took to be a simulacrum of a Shinto Torii gate (yeah all right it was a door) and ushered onto the stage, and in particular onto a round floor cushion. The central conceit of the piece was that we were actors in a Japanese film, although this was really an excuse for a series of set pieces of theatre / film / puppetry / play. We made origami spirit birds. We sang “My Way” in Japanese. We did aerobics. We laughed. A lot. Around us swirled swordplay, anime, puppets, robotics, yakuza, green tea, Godzilla, flower arranging, evil robots, a faceless man, a water feature. At the end we were shown bits of the film, culminating rather worryingly in a repeated loop of us doing the aerobics. On screen I looked like a very nervous Stephen Berkoff in my black kimono but no-one seemed to mind. To get a flavour have a look at http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JI1UKmh7-hA&eurl=http%3A%2F%2Fwww%2Edoo%2Dcot%2Ecom%2Fprojectb%2Fexercise%2Ehtml.

My only complaint was that I starting to get a very sore bottom from sitting on the cushion for so long.

If Doo Cot was Tiswas, A Midsummer Night’s Dream was Swap Shop, except that the snotty woman at the booking office wasn’t very keen at all in taking my spare ticket after The Devil Wears Prada fell ill in the morning of the show. “No returns” she said, waving me away with a hand gesture that would make even my post tai chi calm blood boil. My mood wasn’t improved when I saw that I was rewarded for being one of the first to buy tickets, and in the most expensive section, with a seat at the side rather than in front of the stage. Did it matter? Whether it did or didn’t, it did, because I spent quite a lot of time thinking about whether it did, if you know what I mean!

Listen, it wasn’t by a long chalk a bad production. It’s just that after the fun of Doo Cot, and the spectacular and brilliant Platonov, it suffered by comparison. The play was performed in something like 8 languages, so you would have a burst of Hindi then “the course of true love never did run smooth” then a burst of Sanskrit. Shakespeare has many great attributes, but the greatest of them is the beauty of the language, and this was lost. The English parts felt like a compressed text so that those of the audience who, unlike me, hadn’t bothered to read the play before they came, could keep up, but like those dreadful ITV Jane Austen adaptations which convert her work into bodice-ripping romances, you are missing the best bits. And when they did speak English, a lot of it was incomprehensible, a combination of the actor’s accents and the poor acoustics (I could see mikes right in front of me but lord knows where the speakers were).

Except for Bottom. Without doubt one of the finest Bottoms I have ever seen. A big Bottom I grant you, a loud Bottom certainly, but an expressive Bottom, and most importantly, a funny Bottom.

And visually it was stunning. The colour co-ordinated clothes were great. The big set piece stunts were fab – fairies bursting through a paperclad bamboo frame or spinning up and down on ropes and swathes of fabric, Puck spinning a rubbery web around the arguing lovers in the forest, a martial arts style fight between the sets of fairies.

But I couldn’t help feeling that it felt a little bit too much like it was grafted on. It felt too obvious an attempt to fuse Shakespeare with Crouching Tiger and Cirque de Soleil, and just a little bit worthy in its lets all speak our own language so no-one can fully understand the text kind of way.

Good but not great.

And as I lay in bed thinking about the dusty red sand of the enchanted fairy forest, my mind went back to the controlled mayhem of Fold Your Own, and it was Godzilla not Puck who sang me to sleep.

Yours truly,

Robin Goodfellow

INLAND EMPIRE

David Lynch’s INLAND EMPIRE follows Lost Highway and Mulholland Drive in exploring extreme psychological states, where an individual’s identity fractures and morphs.

Lost Highway was described as a “psychogenic fugue” (see http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Fugue_state) although I prefer to think of it as moebius strip ( http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/M%C3%B6bius_strip ) – one twist then another and you are at the point where you began.

In Mulholland Drive the moebius strip was cut down the middle (which produces two interlinked moebius strips).

Well in INLAND EMPIRE the moebius strip is divided and divided and divided again, resulting in a series of linked fragments, looping around one another. Or a psychogenic symphony if you prefer.

It is tempting to view everything Lynch does post Twin Peaks as a puzzle which the viewer is challenged to solve; indeed it is hard not to, given the way that the brain works, always trying to piece together unrelated parcels of information, especially visual information (which is how people end up seeing the face of the Virgin Mary in the bark of a tree). But the films are not designed as mysteries and so any solution is unsatisfactory, is less than the sum of the parts. The films set up a series of resonances, some strong, some faint, which reverberate in the viewer’s mind. Lynch now works with digital video rather than celluloid, and whilst this has meant the loss of some of the beauty of his cinematography, he has gained a degree of freedom which he makes the most of in the 3 hours of INLAND EMPIRE.

Although he will not discuss the meaning of his films, Lynch has been unusually forthcoming of late about his interest in and practice of Transcendental Meditation, and this gives us some clues about HOW to watch the film. In particular I have extracted two principles.

First of all is the idea that “everything is in everything.” Put in terms of the creative process, because all of his ideas come from the same place (Lynch’s unconscious), there is a connection between them, however difficult it might be to detect. This could be a recipe for randomness or gratuitous or wilful weirdness, but I felt he pulled it off for the most part. Words, sounds, images resonate and connect across different segments of the film, even by as simple a device as the physical placing of people or objects in a room being mirrored by other people or objects in another room.

Second is the mental discipline of meditation. As elements in the film resonate, the viewer’s mind goes wandering off to try and understand what is meant by the connection that it senses. But this is to waste mental energy, because the meaning is elusive. Instead you have to let it go, and return to the state of concentrated viewing.

It was also interesting to me that Lynch goes further down the road of metacinema ( http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Meta ) than he has gone before, even than in Mulholand Drive – in INLAND EMPIRE not only do we have a character who is an actress blurring her role with (one version of) reality but she twice walks in on and views herself, once on set, the second time in a cinema. One part of me likes to think Lynch has seen The Pervert’s Guide to Cinema (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/The_Pervert) and is laying little traps for Mr Žižek and his theories of "the gaze".

I do detect a playful side to the film. Although I say it is not a puzzle to be solved, Lynch plants a number of elements which appear to be code, particularly letters and numbers. There also seem to be coded references to many of his other films, such as a painting of a pair of robins which references Blue Velvet and a man sawing a log in the closing titles which made me think of the log lady in Twin Peaks. Whether these are recurring motifs which mean something to Lynch or traps to entice the puzzle hunter we will probably never know.

So is it any good?

Yeah, of course it is, but in truth one for Lynchofiles and cinema buffs only. It wouldn’t make a good date movie (although I would instantly propose to any girl who thought it did) and if your idea of a good time is a huge tub of the noisiest popcorn available with a bag of Doritos for dessert and a two litre carton of extra sugar non branded cola and your favourite film is Norbit well – oh what am I saying, if that is you, you wont be capable of reading this anyway.

Thursday, March 22, 2007

The History Boys

And so, at last, to the History Boys, and an inordinately expensive West End matinee in the company of elderly, mostly American, tourists, the kind who wear jackets and ties to go to the theatre. And what a magnificent theatre Wyndham’s is. The theatre was opened in 1899 and to this day retains décor in the Louis XVI style (so my programme tells me), a turquoise, cream and gold colour scheme, and a circular ceiling in the style of Francois Boucher (yeah still typing out the programme). Very grand.

And it is a very enjoyable experience. The play is well written and acted - funny, sad, clever and never boring.

But it is, the more I think about it (and I am nothing if not someone who thinks about it), a very peculiar play (but then Alan Bennett is a very peculiar person). It is not immediately clear when the play is set – the musical interludes suggest the 1980s, the political and cultural references which frame the play suggest the present, but there is also a feel of the 1950s. In truth it is set, both in time and place, in Alan-Bennettsville, in a school where a boy can admit to a crush on another pupil without being bullied and abused into a suicidal state, where kids don’t bring guns and knives and skunk contaminated with shards of glass to school, where a teacher can fondle his pupils and show no shame and still be considered a hero who’s behaviour is morally equivalent to the headmaster trying to fumble with his secretary. Most of the character’s speech patterns are like Bennett’s; slow, careful, clever, and slightly fey, with a touch of whimsy. And he gets away with some stupendous swearing (including the expression “cuntstruck”, marvellous) and a lot of sexual content.

I am not saying Alan-Bennettsville is a bad to place to be – in many ways it is as good a place to be as any you could wish for – but is remarkable how little comment has been made of these aspects of the play.

In summation: enjoyable, worth seeing, and a little peculiar.

Mixing It Up

Mixing It is dead, long live Mixing It.

Yes indeed, good news. Resurrection.

Those lovely people at London's "Art Radio Station" Resonance 104.4 fm have taken on the best programme on radio - Mixing It of course - after the BBC's ludicrous decision to axe it in their Trinny and Susannah (as opposed to Susanna and the Magic Orchestra) esque makeover of Radio 3 into some smooth classic-lite sugary pile of shite.

Wednesday nights at 11 pm and renamed "Wheres the skill in that?"

Or streamed at http://www.resonancefm.com/

Check Resonance out anyway - you really never can tell what on earth they might be broacasting at any particular moment.

Wednesday, March 21, 2007

Do The Bus Stop

At the risk of sounding like The Latte Days (who is tireless in her pursuit of the idiocy of Barnet Council), Barnet have just put a new bus stop in to serve the Finchley Love Palace, and whilst in my dreams I would be receiving coachloads of nubile Japanese tourists coming for a tour around the gardens, the stop is presently only used by the erratic numbers 82 and 460.

However the stop is long enough to cater for about 4 buses in length.

And guess what? They don't even use it - they don't pull in for fear of not being able to pull out again (something I can associate with), so they just stop in the middle of the road. Doh.




Tuesday, March 20, 2007

Platonov

There was a moment at the very end of Platonov at the Barbican when the talking was over and I suddenly felt released from 3 ¼ hours of concentration on the actors (performing in Russian), whilst at the same time reading the surtitles which were placed very high in the theatre, and trying to take in all the other things happening on stage: the lights dimmed and then glowed; the dead Platonov lay floating in the onstage river; up above, other characters were sat around a dining table, frozen in time; the light had a golden quality to it; rain poured down onto the set. At that moment it dawned on me, and everyone else in the theatre I suspect, what an incredible event we had just witnessed. I didn’t realise it earlier simply because I had been so absorbed in it all.

An old lady behind me described it as total theatre. I think in particular she was comparing the Maly Drama Theatre of St Petersburg to Johan Cruyff’s 1970s Dutch team for whom the phrase “total football” was coined. The point of total football was that any player could perform in any position, so defenders would attack and attackers defend. Here similarly the actors swam and jumped, played music and sang, shifted furniture and laid tables for dinner.

The set was magnificent and multi-layered, including the river, a beach, and three levels of house. This allowed there always to be something going on in the background, with characters drifting in and out of scenes, which made sense given Chekov’s complicated multi-layered text.

But what most impressed me was that strange power of osmosis that can exist where things are communicated without being spoken. In particular was a sense of claustrophobia and “stuckism” and ennui. These characters are bored, stuck in their provincial estate, with nothing but gossip and seduction to keep them entertained – in such a backwater a brilliant man like Platonov once was can quickly stagnate into a boorish drunk without anyone noticing. Platonov himself, like his hero Hamlet, is cursed with knowledge of his own inevitable tragedy. All he can do is warn the various women infatuated with him of the inevitable consequence of pursuing him, and admit that he will not be strong enough to resist them if they insist. They cannot resist of course.

Platonov was an early, sprawling, and very long work by Chekov, and whilst there were times in the second half when the production threatened to lose control and shape, it managed to cling onto coherence, gathering momentum in its closing scenes until that final wordless image.

In a word, marvellous.

JUMP FINCHLEY

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MDZAuKNPre4

Sunday, March 18, 2007

AIR - The Forum - 16/3/07

Sometimes you know words can't describe. It was lovely. Here are some photos instead.






Optronica - Semiconductor/Atlas/Fennesz

So how do you listen to music? Do you concentrate on every note, perhaps following the score as someone at the Mahler gig was doing? Or just let it wash over you, and enjoy the way your mind wanders?

I spent a large part of my visit to Optronica, London’s leading festival dedicated to the fusion of music and visuals, or something like that, contemplating this question. The visual part of the mix was somewhere between the kind of vj (as opposed to dj) experience you get in clubs, and digital art, and was mixed or generated live, so a similar question to that posed above arises – how do you watch it, in the absence of narrative, plot, characters and conventional aesthetics?

I went to a double header at IMAX.

First up were Semiconductor showing two pieces. In the first the visuals were generated by the soundtrack, which was kind of tinkly abstract electronica. The visuals were a bit frantic, mostly lines or polygons, and, large on the IMAX screen, all the frenetic flickering was somewhat nausea inducing. I could see one of the artist’s laptop monitor and it looked much better on that than on the big screen. The best parts resembled a digital walk through of some weird architect’s world where physical objects seemed to grow and mutate organically and a little sinisterly.

The second piece, Brilliant Noise, was much more interesting, and originated from Semiconductor’s period as artists in residence at NASA. The visuals were I think taken from film of activity on the sun’s surface. It started off looking like the northern lights in reverse, but became more abstract and affecting, cosmic and sinewy and Blakean. Again the soundtrack was abstract electronica, I think they said generated by the brightness of the images.

The second half was a collaboration between Charles Atlas (him again – see my review of Anthony and the Johnson’s Turning last year) on visuals and Christian Fennesz on laptop and guitar. Fennesz is one of a number of electronic music makers heavily influenced by those heroes of the noisey shoegazing fraternity, My Bloody Valentine, so there were lots of droney loud guitar noise-soups, although I preferred his quieter ambient moments. Atlas cut up bits of old films with some sparingly used and pretty special effects in much the way a laptop musican would, layering loops on top of each other with variations and variable synching. The result was hypnotic and yes did seem to send my mind racing in a way similar to a pure musical experience, and I found I had to abandon concentrating on specific images and just let the general feeling of them wash over me. Particularly effective was the repeated image of a flame being applied to handcuffed hands which writhe as they try to escape. I also enjoyed a segment where the left side of a face kept blurring which had me wondering if something was going wrong with my neurological system. I would even go so far as to describe some of it as being Lynchian, that peculiar hybrid of the weird and the curiously, emotionally, affecting, and there’s no higher praise in my book


In conclusion, the musical aspects were a little disappointing – nothing new or original there. The visuals were interesting, but at the time left me wondering whether they were as ephemeral as the visuals in a club, or as unsatisfying as the video art that’s all the rage these days. But to my surprise, both the sunspot piece by Semiconductor and Atlas’s work have stayed with me, so I have to allow that indeed there was something interesting and meaningful going on.

Thursday, March 15, 2007

weird bird

anyone know what that bird is that seems to be everywhere at the moment making a noise like a ruler being twanged on the side of a desk?

Monday, March 12, 2007

Mahler 2

At the very core of String Theory is the idea that the universe, when divided into the smallest indivisible unit of stuff, is made of one dimensional vibrating strings. This theory is exciting to new age types because, well it’s the vibes man.

It’s an attractive theory to me because it might go some way to explaining why music has the ability to so utterly transform us. It’s not just the melody, although that can make us cry or transport us instantly to where we were ten or so years ago, as we sat in a little Crêperie up a mountain in France hearing Air’s “Kelly Watch the Stars” for the first time. It’s not just the rhythm, although that can, with a grunt from the Godfather and a riff from the funky drummer hitting it on the one, make us dance like crazed animals. It’s not just the lyrics, which, in a tune like the Jackson 5’s “I Want You Back”, can make you declare undying love for an ex-girlfriend in the middle of an office party on a boat on the Thames with no possible escape from the humiliation.

No, there is more going on. It’s the frequencies.

“Can we change these frequencies?
Can we trade them in for dreams?
Can we stay asleep for them?
And Lucifer, if we say please, can we keep them?”

sang Thee More Shallows in their post-rock classic “Walk of Shame” and yes indeed, although for another day, we know that popular music is the devil’s music, stemming as it does from the moment Robert Johnson stood at the Crossroads and sold his soul in return for immortality. But all that tells us is that the vibes can be used as a force for good or a force for evil (although the devil has all the best tunes).

In some of last years more experimental gigs, particularly Ryoji Ikeda at the Barbican, you could feel the vibrations of different low end frequencies scanning your body, the bass mashing up your legs, stomach, and chest. Similarly some of the weird noises in the Photophonic Experiment you felt as much as heard.

And some music has the ability to make you feel like your head is being washed and massaged – in this category I would include Mystical Sun. His cd “Primordial Atmospheres” boasts of using “brain entraining binaural beats” to “induce and enhance the body’s autonomic responses to primordial sounds”. You are advised to listen through headphones as some of the tracks are designed to co-ordinate and balance the left and right hemispheres of your brain. If you think that sounds daft, consider that it has long been suggested that listening to Mozart’s works for two pianos will improve children’s intelligence; the suggestion is that something in the interweaving patterns stimulates the brain.

All of which is a round about way of explaining how it came to pass that, in my efforts to open up the channels in my brain, I found myself saying to Big Ol that I was thinking of exploring classical music. “Try Mahler’s Second” said Big Ol. That was Tuesday last week. And with remarkable serendipity, I went on the net and found the LSO were performing Mahler 2 (as they call it) last night and that there was one seat left in the whole of the Barbican Hall, in a good position, and it quickly had my name on it.

It must be 8 years since my last classical gig, a solo recital on the fortepiano (as opposed to the pianoforte) by a Russian lady with very small hands who my colleague Lady M. of K. had helped secure a UK passport for. Lady M was now trying to secure a nice Jewish husband for her client. I was to be that man. I took my brother along for moral support and it was a good job I did because I could not keep my eyes open during the concert at the Wigmore Hall. Only his constant nudging saved me from humiliation. Well I didn’t fancy her (small hands you see, no good) so that was that.

Back at the Barbican, I allowed myself a coffee (from a big metal flask behind the bar, no milk – The Latte Days would not have been impressed) and, a little nervous, settled into my seat. My goodness there were a lot of people on stage. 200 odd at least.

They say Mahler was Jewish but I have my doubts because 100 or so were singers who just sat there until ten minutes before the end – you’d never have got away with that at Farnham & Co – “do you really need 100, can’t you make do with 50, and give them something to do, you can’t just have them sitting around doing nothing, I’m certainly not going to pay them for just sitting there…And all those violins, ach!)

The first movement or act (whatever you call it) went quite well – I got myself into a good mental zone. Then there was a little break and an outpouring of suppressed coughing from the audience, accompanied by some childish sniggering at the silliness of the coughing. And I made a fatal error. I popped a Halls Soother in my mouth. I thought there would be a longer pause, but no, they were off, and into a very quiet section. I could hear the sweet rattling against my teeth – I should say that there was an effect not unlike meditation, whereby every sound around you becomes amplified. Every time I swallowed, the glandular squeezing sound seemed to echo around me, and to make it worse my saliva ducts went into frenzied overdrive. The lady next to me seemed to be staring hard at me from the very corner of her eye (or maybe it was my imagination). Time slowed. The sweet would not dissolve. Oh if only Big Ol were here, I moaned (silently), he would not have let me make such a schoolboy error. The second act finished and I crunched the Soother away with relish and relief.

From there on things seemed to go very quickly indeed. There were some lovely bits, some loud bits, another ghostly experience when the orchestra fell silent, but the conductor carried on and music wafted in from outside (at first I thought it was pre-recorded, but I saw in the programme notes there were a bunch of people listed as being “outside the hall" – strangely enough I saw the other side of this the night before - waiting to go into the Mira Calix gig – as the fella was toasting my mozzarella and tomato panini in the hall of the Queen Elizabeth Hall, some musicians gathered by the entrance to the theatre, played a burst of some marching music, then buggered off).

Things got very dramatic, the chorus rose, then a bit later they sang too. A couple of women in nice frocks did some singing too. Then everyone played and sang together – it was loud, dramatic and very nice. Suddenly it was Austin Rover, game over. Everyone looked very happy. There was a lot of clapping. And I was home by 10.

Well, I enjoyed it. Maybe I was a little uncomfortable, as in out of my comfort zone, which is always a good thing. I know my mind was racing for a lot of the time with quite profound thoughts, but as soon as it was over I couldn’t remember any of them. The time passed very quickly too, which must be a good sign. I would definitely do it again.

There was a lady in the orchestra who looked a bit like a pretty Asian girl who was at Farnham & Co. In the night, I had a very pleasant dream about that girl, culminating in her enveloping me in her surprisingly warm and soft breasts (like freshly baked rolls they were).

And waking up this morning, I do feel as though my brain has had quite a good work out.

Must have been the vibes.

Sunday, March 11, 2007

Mira Calix / the Man of Mode

On stage, against a black curtain, stand two musicians, each wearing a black suit and black t shirt. The only light comes from a small bulb set into the music stands in front of them. One holds a violin, the other a cello.

They have been playing a repeated riff for some time. Only now do I realise that their hands have ceased to move, although the sounds of their instruments fill the room.

Further along the stage is a table draped in a black cloth. On the table is a box with a dozen or more wires poking out. Next to the box is a silver laptop. The only light comes from a small lamp in the corner of the table and from the half bitten apple logo on the laptop.

Sitting behind the table, mostly hidden from view, Mira Calix is weaving a ghostly magic as compelling as any Victorian table turner. Instead of ectoplasm, her materials are electricity and sound – electroplasm.

I am in the Purcell Room at the South Bank. Next door, in the Queen Elizabeth Hall, the Orchestra of the Age of Enlightenment are recreating a long lost opera. In here, I feel that I am listening to the Orchestra of the Age of Disenlightenment, a new variant classical music for our time of confusion and disarray. It is a thick sound, like quicksand, a sound you sink into. But sinking in, you find a strange sense of calm, of space to think in.

Some of the audience, expecting beats and bleeps, walk out. They are young and our society has lost the ability to sit and listen, the pleasure of losing oneself in music. Their thumbs ache to get back to texting and gaming. I am only just relearning the art of stillness, and this proves the perfect gig at the perfect moment.

Earlier we were entertained by Gong Gong, an arty French electro outfit who also used chamber instruments in their act, to more punk-funk effect. Members of the group busied themselves hanging pieces of cardboard or balloons around the set onto which frantic images were projected. It was impossible to dislike them although I won’t be rushing out to buy their music.

Earlier still, earlier even than the couple of hours spent in a very weird pub opposite Waterloo, a kind of Swiss ski-ing chalet, an alpine wooden box, squeezed into a railway arch, where I watched the United game, I was at the National to see The Man of Mode.

The best thing about it was the production, meaning the design and thinking behind the thing. It was set in a very contemporary London of Sunday supplement interior designs, Selfridges, mobiles and laptops, hoodies and free running. Very flashy and stylish. One of the subplots, concerning an arranged marriage, was played by Asian actors cos like you get arranged marriages in some Asian families (they could have gone Charedi but I don’t think the black hats and coats would have fitted the colour scheme very well). Ok, so, I enjoyed the cleverness of how they made the text fit the setting, or was it vice versa.

I had two main problems though. First was the very poor vocal projection of the actors, particularly Tom Hardy in the lead role of Dorimant, and I was in the front stalls – I hate to think what it was like for the people at the back. I couldn’t help feeling he was picked for his physique (he spent large parts of the show with his shirt off) than for his acting. The second problem was that I just did not find the acting sparky enough – Restoration sex comedies hang entirely on the idea of the deliciousness of the seduction game. Of the three women pursued by Dorimant, only Harriet, played by Amber Agar, had a sense of sparkle and energy about her. Again Tom Hardy’s flat Dorimant was part of the problem – the character is frequently described as a “wit” as opposed to a “fop” but you got no sense of this from his performance, nor was there any sizzle between him and the ladies he was trying to seduce, with the exception of one moment when he found his head between the legs of Mrs Loveit. Aside from that moment, you were hard pressed to believe that Mrs Loveit loved it at all.

I wondered whether this was intentional – that in giving the play a modern setting, Nicholas Hytner's direction had gone a step further and attempted to capture the casualness of modern crass sexual behaviour, driven by mass media and boredom booze pills and throw(n)away morality, but I am not convinced. In any event that would be where the comparison between the Restoration period and now would end. For there was nothing casual about the sex in Restoration times – it was a very serious pursuit, a science and an art. Maybe I wouldn’t have been so down on the play if I could have heard half of what the actors were saying! Then again, maybe all the surface flashiness masking the emptiness lying beneath really was a production for our times?

Friday, March 09, 2007

The Seagull

“Was that Ibsen or Chekov?” said the very smartly turned out old boy in front of me as we shuffled out of the Royal Court theatre. I know the feeling. After two Ibsens, time for the first in a series of three Chekovs, the next two in Russian with English surtitles, so this was a good warm up.

One of the Sunday Telegraph’s critics (not Charles Spencer, who seems to find everything wonderful) is part of something called CRAP (I kid you not) – the Campaign for Real Acting Performances or something like that, though it could as easily have been Critics Really Are Planks. What CRAP object to are “movie stars” taking a turn on the West End stage thereby displacing the “better” traditional thesps. They appear to have taken a particularly dim view of Daniel Radcliffe waving his quidditch about on stage.

This was one of those kinds of performance that CRAP object to, with a cast including Mackenzie Crook, Kristin Scott Thomas and, erm, Art Malik.

Just to prove what a load of crap CRAP is, this was a wonderful production. There wasn’t any sense of “isn’t that the bloke off…” although I would admit to a little frission down below when the lovely KST made her entrance.

It was acted in a very naturalistic, downbeat style which is much talked about but little seen. For me it is a style that works much better that the declamatory, shouty “I am an Actaaaw” style still prevalent.

The Royal Court was instantly one of my favourite theatre spaces – small with an old fashioned feeling in the auditorium, comfy light brown leather seats, a rather nice looking bar and restaurant area. I felt very much at home with the over 60s who made up the majority of the weekday matinee crowd.

All in all good fun, and the best thing KST’s done since “Under the Bitter Cherry Moon.”

Wednesday, March 07, 2007

The Illusionist / Peer Gynt

I spent so much time at JBW (see below) that when Monday came round I had that peculiar feeling you have when you get back home after a couple of weeks on holiday; you are back in the routine but everything seems just a little bit different, fresher perhaps.

This would seem to have been the perfect mood to encounter The Illusionist. It stars Edward Norton who, like his brother Graham, is an odd looking chap, if only marginally less camp. He plays somebody called Abramovitch, who changes his name to Eisenheim to escape persecution by Arsene Wenger and his goon(er)s who don’t like him trying to shtup some posh bird called Sophie. Or something like that. He is haunted by his inability to disappear out of trouble and hence becomes a magician and medium. He is also haunted by the apparition of a terrible goatee beard and a Melvyn Bragg like bouffant hairdo. He is not the only one. “I imagined you with shorter hair and no beard” says Sophie when they are reunited years later; arguably the funniest line in cinematic history since “I want an extreme close-up on the kugel”.

It’s a bit dull and plodding and even I, who never can, could see the big twist coming a mile off. The time out reviewer tried to persuade me of a “Usual Suspects” like double twist (like the twist might only be a twist in the mind of the narrator, and can we really trust him) but I don’t buy that.

It’s shot in nice sepia tones and the magic performances, in a creaky old theatre not unlike the creaky old theatre I saw “Under the Lintel” in with my creaky old friends, are atmospheric, as is the depiction of turn of fin de siècle Vienna. Despite the name business, the film shies away from any suggestion that the aristos are motivated in their hatred of Abramovitch by anti-Semitism, or even mentioning that he might be Jewish, instead employing a semiological approach whereby Abramovitch and his “peasant” cohorts are signified by their wearing Pinter hats. Also Norton can’t seem to decide if he is going for a Viennese or Golders Green accent.

Talking of weird accents (nice and smooth transition if I say so myself) the evening found me at the Barbican for the National Theatre of Iceland’s production based on (rather than of) Peer Gynt. I took the precaution of reading the play beforehand, not knowing what language it would be in (they performed In English as it happened). I was glad I did, because I found the diction of the cast to be poor. OK English isn’t their first language but it was all a bit shouty.

Having said that, in the first half it didn’t matter at all, as the visual poetry of the production carried me along. Set in a lunatic asylum of dirty white walls and old fashioned hospital beds, the characters and actors were able to weave in and out of consciousness as though conjured by Peer Gynt’s, or Ibsen’s, or my imagination.

The second half was heavily edited from the text and as a result seemed to lose its centre; ironic in a play that’s all about whether the central character has been true to himself. The humour and energy of the first half seemed to dissipate and I found myself losing interest in Peer’s existential struggle. Then there was the crass reference to the Iraq war thrown in for good measure. And finally the production downplayed any sense that Peer finds redemption in the love of the long suffering Solveig, preferring a bleaker ending.

So a game of two halves, a powerful and memorable production but one which seemed to go astray somewhere after the interval.

TWTJBWTW

So that was the Jewish Book Week that was.

Here’s a list of things I never thought I would hear spoken there.

“My brother was the first soldier to be thrown out of the IDF for practising paganism.”

“I’m a great fan of perversions – I’ve tried to engage in as many of them as I can.”

“Have you read the New Testament? It’s a beautiful thing. It’s all there in Isaiah you know. Would you like a leaflet?”

“I gather Kristeva and Butler are out, Lacan is in.”

Highlights for me were Etgar Keret for his warmth and ability to reduce great stories to a very macro human level, and Joann Sfar for his energy and enthusiasm.

I also enjoyed Edgardo Cozarinsky and Gabriel Josipovici who both spoke very interestingly about their creative struggles and techniques.

Duds of the week were Jonny Geller / “Sol Bernstein” for the least funny discussion of Jewish comedy since the children of Israel started worshipping the Golden Calf, and Judith Butler for managing to speak for half an hour deconstructing the idea that Israel was acting in self-defence during the Lebanon war last year, whilst not once mentioning Hizbollah.