"As though William Blake and Michel Houellebecq had been fused together in the inferno of one of JG Ballard's car crashes" says the Finchley High Times.
Robin Grebson was formerly an assistant solicitor in the conveyancing department of “leading law firm” Farnham & Co. He left in May 2005 following that firm’s merger with Grindstone Pollock LLP (incorporated in Delaware). Mr Grebson’s departure was in no way connected with the death and/or disgrace of a number of Farnham & Co’s partners prior to the merger.
Mr Grebson dedicated the months following his freedom to writing a no holds barred account of his time at the firm, but the book has so far proved to be unpublishable on account of its libellous content (and also it is a little badly written).
Mr Grebson then commenced his Spiritual Journeys, including learning Kabbala with the great Rabbi Ingrid Rastapopopopopopolous in an ice hotel in Helsinki (“fucking freezing, and quite rewarding” says Mr Grebson, “but I thought she said it would be a NICE hotel”) and taking magic mushroom with Grandmaster Flash and four of the Furious Five (the fifth discovered Buddhism and so wasn’t that angry any more, although he does get slightly miffed now and again, like when he stubs his toe on the edge of the bed).
Mr Grebson is now ready to embark on his most ambitious creative project yet.
2 comments:
First picture - why are there carrots growing out of your head?
Second picture - are you wearing blusher?
First picture - it must have been the efects of the plague
Second picture - gawd know's what that make up lady put on me - i was far too pissed to know what was going on
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